Jokes
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry apes?
A banana split!
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because he wasn't peeeeeling very well!
Knock knock
Who's there
Hoppy
Hoppy who?
Hoppy Easter!
From Macey
Why did the balloon burst?
Because it saw a lolly pop!
Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed won't go to them.
What kind of table can you eat?
A vege-table.
From Owen
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there”
“Cash”
“Cash Who?”
“No thanks, I prefer peanuts”
From Lukasz
Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
From Olivia
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Is-a-bell necessary on a bicycle!
From Isabelle
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to Aaaaaarrrrrgos.
From William
What is twins favourite fruit?
Pears
From Myles
