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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry apes?

A banana split!


Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasn't peeeeeling very well!



Knock knock

Who's there


Hoppy who?

Hoppy Easter!


From Macey



Why did the balloon burst?

Because it saw a lolly pop!



Why do people go to bed?

Because the bed won't go to them.



What kind of table can you eat?

A vege-table. 


From Owen


“Knock knock”
“Who’s there”
“Cash Who?”
“No thanks, I prefer peanuts”


From Lukasz

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!


From Olivia


Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Isabelle who?

Is-a-bell necessary on a bicycle! 


From Isabelle



Why did the pirate cross the road? 

Because he wanted to go to Aaaaaarrrrrgos.


From William 


What is twins favourite fruit? 



From Myles