What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry apes?
A banana split!
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because he wasn't peeeeeling very well!
Why did the balloon burst?
Because it saw a lolly pop!
Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed won't go to them.
What kind of table can you eat?
“No thanks, I prefer peanuts”
Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
Is-a-bell necessary on a bicycle!
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to Aaaaaarrrrrgos.
What is twins favourite fruit?