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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry apes?

A banana split!

 

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasn't peeeeeling very well!

 

 

Knock knock

Who's there

Hoppy

Hoppy who?

Hoppy Easter!

 

From Macey

 

 

Why did the balloon burst?

Because it saw a lolly pop!

 

 

Why do people go to bed?

Because the bed won't go to them.

 

 

What kind of table can you eat?

A vege-table. 

 

From Owen

 

“Knock knock”
“Who’s there”
“Cash”
“Cash Who?”
“No thanks, I prefer peanuts”

 

From Lukasz


Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!

 

From Olivia

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Isabelle

Isabelle who?

Is-a-bell necessary on a bicycle! 

 

From Isabelle

 

 

Why did the pirate cross the road? 

Because he wanted to go to Aaaaaarrrrrgos.

 

From William 

 

What is twins favourite fruit? 

Pears 

 

From Myles

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